Thursday, August 7, 2008

#594 Bobby Valentine

Why this card is awesome: Because, OMG, there's someone masturbating right behind him! I mean, I know it's a perfectly natural and normal thing to do and all, but right behind your manager in a public place? Valentine might want to hang a towel over the back of his uniform.

Cool stat: As a player, Valentine hit 12 homers, including 2 off HOF pitchers (Phil Niekro and Catfish Hunter.)


Luke said...

i'm surprised that topps didn't catch that or airbrush it out!

Uglee Card said...

Equally disturbing is the person who's taking a picture of the back of Valentine's head...rather than of the mystery masturbater. (I don't think I spelled masterbator correctly.)